lij317 wrote:My husband will be working in Jesus Maria - so we are looking to live in Miraflores, Jesus Maria, Magdalena del Mar, or San Isidro.
chi chi wrote:lij317 wrote:My husband will be working in Jesus Maria - so we are looking to live in Miraflores, Jesus Maria, Magdalena del Mar, or San Isidro.
Unfortunately, the districts you mentioned are the most expensive ones in the city.
San Miguel is close to Jesús Maria and still a bit affordable although prices gone up there in the last few years as well.
Furnished places are scarce and are very expensive. It's much cheaper to rent an unfurnished place and buy your furniture. In La Zona Industrial in Villa El Salvador, you can buy nice furniture at factory prices. Don't buy the grossly overpriced furniture at the big chainstores like Saga and Ripley.
For places to rent look at http://www.adondevivir.com and http://www.urbania.pe
When you see a place that you want to rent then always try to negotiate a lower rental rate. Try to get things like wáter, arbitrious, ,monthly maintenance costs if it's an appartment, electricity,... included in the rent.
As a gringa you have an advantage when it comes to renting a place. Firstly, landlords will think that you got a lot of money so they will try to charge you more rent but at the end they prefer to rent it out to a gringo as they think that they are more reliable when it comes to paying rent. So, that's when you have to use your bargaining power. If the landlord doesn't want lower the rent, then just walk off. Most likely he will run behind you to offer you a lower rent. (often great deals can be done if you offer to pay the rent 6 months or a year in advance. I did that once and got 40% of the rental price.
When you found a place to rent, change the doorlock. Otherwise, previous tenants, the landlord or even the concierge who got hold of a copy of the key somehow might bring an unwanted visit to your flat.
Find out about the busroutes. Public transport is very cheap and buses run very frequently. If you miss the bus, then the next bus arrives within 1 minute.
Shop for food at the markets. Supermarkets are expensive in Peru. Magdalena del Mar has one of the best markets in town. Don't forget to haggle for the price at the markets.
Buy ítems like shampoo, soap, toilet paper, rice, toothpaste, canned and bottled drinks, etc. in bulk at the distribudores. You will save a lot of money. MAKRO is a good place to buy things in bulk.
Buy white goods, TV's, etc. around the festive days like Christmas, Independence Day, Fathers day, etc. Good deals can be done.
Buy clothes at the end of the season. 2X1 and 3X1 offers are common. I have even seen 4X1 offers.
Although Peru is called a third world country, many things are more expensive than in Europe.
Wine, cheese, cars, laptops, designer clothing are more expensive than in Europe.
Learning Spanish will be a must if you want to get a job, meet people and simply just get around in this huge city. If you don't speak Spanish then people like taxi drivers might take advantage of you by charge you the infamous ''gringo prices''.
On the internet you will find a lot of saucy stories about crime in Lima. There's indeed a lot of crime and extreme poverty in Lima and Peru in general. But if you use common sense then you will be fine.
Don't show excessive signs of wealth. Don't wear flashy bling-bling or let an expensive camera dangling around your neck. A Louis Viutton handbag looks nice but will also attract undisirables.
Don't look lost. ''Helpfull'' people might rob you. Before you go somewhere, look at a map and plan your route.
When taking a taxi, lock the doors and put your handbag on the floor between your legs. Taxis often get robbed at traffic lights or when stuck in traffic jams. Also sit behind the driver so it's harder for him to attack you. Make sure that there's a doorhandle at the door, so you can escape in case you get into trouble with the driver.
Walk off when 2 people ask you for the time. Whilst you talk to the one, the other will grab your watch or handbag or necklace. After all, leave necklaces and watches at home.
Most Peruvians are very helpfull and friendly towards foreigners but be very carefull when making friends. There are loads of people that are just after your money or have the intention to take advantage of you.
NEVER BORROW MONEY TO FRIENDS. No matter how sad their story is. Grandmother is sick and urgently needs an operation, their brother lost their job and might lose his home, the dog has worms and needs a vaccination, etc. Don't believe any of those stories.
In Peru, BORROWING means DONATING.
Good luck with your move.
panman wrote:As for finding a landlord who is going to include things like wáter, arbitrious, ,monthly maintenance costs if it's an appartment, electricity in the rent all at a "democratic price" please tell me where to find such a fool.
e-peruvian wrote:In order to find a place to live , you might want to take a 3 step approach.
First you will need to check into a hotel in Miraflores and plan on staying there about one week. You can find decent hotels for as little as $60 per night or stay at the Marriott or Hilton for $200-$300 per night.
e-peruvian wrote:You can expect to pay $1000 per month for a nice apartment of 70+ meters squared. For $2000 per month you will be able to rent an extremely nice apartment of at least 100 meters squared. It all depends on you budget. These apartments will probably require a one year lease.
Good luck to you.
tomasb wrote:I almost forgot but be careful about the mustard trick while walking on the street.
ironchefchris wrote:tomasb wrote:I almost forgot but be careful about the mustard trick while walking on the street.
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Sergio Bernales wrote:ironchefchris wrote:tomasb wrote:I almost forgot but be careful about the mustard trick while walking on the street.
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That's when someone walking buy spills something on you, like mustard or ketchup, and then insists on cleaning you up. Meanwhile a few accomplices, who are supposedly innocent bystanders will offer to help and while they clean you up, they'll pickpocket you.
https://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/ ... tard-trick
chi chi wrote:Sergio Bernales wrote:ironchefchris wrote:tomasb wrote:I almost forgot but be careful about the mustard trick while walking on the street.
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That's when someone walking buy spills something on you, like mustard or ketchup, and then insists on cleaning you up. Meanwhile a few accomplices, who are supposedly innocent bystanders will offer to help and while they clean you up, they'll pickpocket you.
https://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/ ... tard-trick
I've read that too in the Lonely Planet but I never heard about anyone who became a victim of that trick.
ironchefchris wrote:I thought that's what it might be. Distract you while someone else robs you. I had my pocket picked in Puntarenas, Costa Rica when I got off the ferry and was transferring to a bus. Some old guy sold me a Coca-Cola and started up a conversation as I was surrounded by little kids. Went to pay for my bust ticket and noticed my wallet was gone after I last used it to pay for the coke. Most of my $ was in a travel pouch attached to my leg so it was no big loss.
chi chi wrote:ironchefchris wrote:I thought that's what it might be. Distract you while someone else robs you. I had my pocket picked in Puntarenas, Costa Rica when I got off the ferry and was transferring to a bus. Some old guy sold me a Coca-Cola and started up a conversation as I was surrounded by little kids. Went to pay for my bust ticket and noticed my wallet was gone after I last used it to pay for the coke. Most of my $ was in a travel pouch attached to my leg so it was no big loss.
I always carry with me a little spray filled with acid.
ironchefchris wrote:chi chi wrote:ironchefchris wrote:I thought that's what it might be. Distract you while someone else robs you. I had my pocket picked in Puntarenas, Costa Rica when I got off the ferry and was transferring to a bus. Some old guy sold me a Coca-Cola and started up a conversation as I was surrounded by little kids. Went to pay for my bust ticket and noticed my wallet was gone after I last used it to pay for the coke. Most of my $ was in a travel pouch attached to my leg so it was no big loss.
I always carry with me a little spray filled with acid.
Are you talking about pepper spray or are you being literal? If literal, what kind of acid are you using? My initial thought was Lysergic D-25. Might not cause them much discomfort at first, but in a half hour or so they'll have a bad time over the next 12-24 hours wishing they never messed with you. Especially if it's brown.![]()
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chi chi wrote:Battery acid. A criminal goes blind permanently and his face completely maimed for life. They should have thinked at least twice before commiting the crime.
ironchefchris wrote:chi chi wrote:Battery acid. A criminal goes blind permanently and his face completely maimed for life. They should have thinked at least twice before commiting the crime.
What if you tripped or otherwise fell, breaking the bottle in the process? What kind of bottle is best to carry this specific, and dangerous, acid? It would seem to be an efficient way to prevent this person from committing future crimes.
ironchefchris wrote:chi chi wrote:Battery acid. A criminal goes blind permanently and his face completely maimed for life. They should have thinked at least twice before commiting the crime.
Have you had to use this? If so, where? How many times? Do you really "always carry" it with you? Do you keep this spray bottle in your pocket? Are you worried about the bottle breaking or leaking, however you carry it? What if you tripped or otherwise fell, breaking the bottle in the process? What kind of bottle is best to carry this specific, and dangerous, acid? It would seem to be an efficient way to prevent this person from committing future crimes.
Sergio Bernales wrote:Hey, Lima's not safe for Chi Chi. The local kindergarten has a hit out on him after he revealed their nefarious activities.
ironchefchris wrote:Sergio Bernales wrote:Hey, Lima's not safe for Chi Chi. The local kindergarten has a hit out on him after he revealed their nefarious activities.
Nice try, Sergio, but those kids don't look a day over five to me. They've got a good two years before they're doing hits for S/. 150. I wonder if there are seven year old cleaners who dispose of the bodies once their like aged compadres do their dirty work? Do they also work for the bargain price of S/. 150? I'd love to make a documentary film on these kids and their lives/work; chi chi, can you put me in touch? This has Oscar for Best Documentary written all over it. I'd make you Co-Producer if you're interested. This is the type of film that could make a career and lead to other work. Guaranteed you could get off the welfare rolls and make an honest living on this.
ironchefchris wrote:Sergio Bernales wrote:Hey, Lima's not safe for Chi Chi. The local kindergarten has a hit out on him after he revealed their nefarious activities.
Nice try, Sergio, but those kids don't look a day over five to me. They've got a good two years before they're doing hits for S/. 150. I wonder if there are seven year old cleaners who dispose of the bodies once their like aged compadres do their dirty work? Do they also work for the bargain price of S/. 150? I'd love to make a documentary film on these kids and their lives/work; chi chi, can you put me in touch? This has Oscar for Best Documentary written all over it. I'd make you Co-Producer if you're interested. This is the type of film that could make a career and lead to other work. Guaranteed you could get off the welfare rolls and make an honest living on this.
Sergio Bernales wrote:ironchefchris wrote:Sergio Bernales wrote:Hey, Lima's not safe for Chi Chi. The local kindergarten has a hit out on him after he revealed their nefarious activities.
Nice try, Sergio, but those kids don't look a day over five to me. They've got a good two years before they're doing hits for S/. 150. I wonder if there are seven year old cleaners who dispose of the bodies once their like aged compadres do their dirty work? Do they also work for the bargain price of S/. 150? I'd love to make a documentary film on these kids and their lives/work; chi chi, can you put me in touch? This has Oscar for Best Documentary written all over it. I'd make you Co-Producer if you're interested. This is the type of film that could make a career and lead to other work. Guaranteed you could get off the welfare rolls and make an honest living on this.
That's because they start their training early. It's rare to get photos of a fully-trained pint-sized hitman, as they are such professional creatures, they keep to the shadows. I doubt you'll get any to talk for the documentary.
ironchefchris wrote:I'm still waiting to find out if chi chi's ever had to use his spray bottle of battery acid on anyone, and if so, how many times? It would go a long way in proving what a dangerous city Lima is.
ironchefchris wrote:I never knew there was an axe on every aircraft. It's not in the flight cabin or accessible to the passengers I hope?
TheProducer wrote:7 year old Hit Men in Peru? Peru has many strange things but I think 7 year old Hit Men is a bit of a stretch. Do you actually believe that?
chi chi wrote:There are many people burried in the desert just outside Lima. It only cost 150 soles to get someone wacked by a professional hitman. Most hitman are between 7 and 14 years old so because of their age they can't be punished by law. The pólice can just beg to no please kill no more people.
ironchefchris wrote:TheProducer wrote:7 year old Hit Men in Peru? Peru has many strange things but I think 7 year old Hit Men is a bit of a stretch. Do you actually believe that?
Are you actually questioning chi chi?chi chi wrote:There are many people burried in the desert just outside Lima. It only cost 150 soles to get someone wacked by a professional hitman. Most hitman are between 7 and 14 years old so because of their age they can't be punished by law. The pólice can just beg to no please kill no more people.
chi chi wrote:You want some young hitmen, here they are:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... erges.html